<P>- Go to a roadside ice-cream man and ask for hot Mocha.</P>
<P>-Sing the theme to Starwars, then w/o stopping, try to segue into the theme from Superman and then back again.</P>
<P>-Call a loanshark and ask if they need to borrow some cash on low interest.</P>
<P>-Drive a golfbuggy on a busy highway</P>
<P>-Check your best friend's girlfriend's breasts for lumps.</P>
<P>-Offer to give strangers foot massages on the MRT.</P>
<P>-Answer your office phone with 'Good morning, welcome to Macdonald's. may I take your order please? our special of the day is...'</P>
<P>-Go to work with a salami ( Italian sausage) sticking out of your pants.</P>
<P>-Order food but request to remove the main ingredient. like chicken rice without chicken, prawn noodles w/o prawns. rare steak w/o steak.</P>
<P>-Wear a tux to the wet market with your finger in the shape of a gun. when hawkers ask what you want, tell them your name is JAMES BOND.</P>
<P>-Hug a big, hairy, fat man in public.</P>
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