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Rated [PG18]: What is Marketing?

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发表于 21-7-2005 00:17:19|来自: | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Someone asked me what types of marketing there were, so I offer you this:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.[em05]
发表于 21-7-2005 00:56:21|来自: | 显示全部楼层
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yea, i've heard of this before
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发表于 21-7-2005 01:45:45|来自: | 显示全部楼层
<P>actually i've heard of a modified version before, it was even more intersting</P>
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发表于 21-7-2005 01:22:26|来自: | 显示全部楼层
seen!
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发表于 21-7-2005 14:37:43|来自: | 显示全部楼层
<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>MonSapius</I>在2005-7-21 1:45:45的发言:</B>

<P>actually i've heard of a modified version before, it was even more intersting</P></DIV>
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<P>Actually i've read this kind of comment before, <b><FONT color=#ff3300>and</FONT></b> the guy has a more appealing look.</P>


<P>am joking, lol.  </P>
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发表于 22-7-2005 00:56:00|来自: | 显示全部楼层
how about the girl?
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发表于 21-7-2005 23:35:02|来自: | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 23-7-2005 08:04:34|来自: | 显示全部楼层
the gal looks gorgeous but basebred
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发表于 23-7-2005 08:04:34|来自: | 显示全部楼层
the gal looks gorgeous but basebred
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发表于 23-7-2005 08:04:34|来自: | 显示全部楼层
the gal looks gorgeous but basebred
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