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潘多拉外传 · 发表于 13-9-2004 18:17:15|来自：新加坡

šMšemo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all
employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T).

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T
on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of
the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others.

We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

Thank you for your time. !

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super
High Intensity Training.

(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
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ye_lin · 发表于 13-9-2004 18:37:08|来自：新加坡

^_^haha...i hav read this before .

红色企鹅 · 发表于 13-9-2004 18:29:58|来自：新加坡

BULLSHIT![em15][em15]

ye_lin · 发表于 13-9-2004 19:28:45|来自：新加坡

Message: There was once a girl named
Ashley
> who
> had a
> boyfriend named Jack.
> Jack was the most popular guy in school. The
> three most popular girls were
> Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought
> of
> Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy
> liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well
> of course she did, everyone did!
> Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
> Courtney tried to steal Jack away
> everytime she had a chance to. One day,
> Courtney asked Jack if he wanted
> to
> go to the movies. Ashley heard
> everything....what movie theatre and what
> time.
> Ashley approached the movies that night and
> followed Jack and Courtney.
> Ashley sat right behind them. she watched
> them
> get close to each other and
> kiss....not only kiss, but practically get it
> on in the theatre. Courtney
> told jack "Do you want to come to my place and
> skip this boring movie?" He
> replied "hell yes."
> Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.
> Jack and her were messing
> around and Ashley watched the whole thing.
> The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.
> For the next few days Ashley
> wasn't there. A week later her mother found
> her in her closet dead... she
> commited suicide because she had loved
> Jack
> so
> much. Next to ashley's dead
> body was a note.
> A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched
> you at the movie and atCourtney's house and I
> will continue to watch
> you. I never thought you
> would
> do something like this to me. I really loved
> you jack. I died for you just
> like Jesus died for us.
> Always with you, Ashley
> Please foward this to more than 15 people or
> Ashley will haunt you and try
> to kill you because she wants everyone to know
> about Courtney.
> Thankyou.
> Please Scroll Down.
> **In loving Memory of Ashley Halagey**
> What ashley did to one person who did not
> send
> this.......
> One girl was looking through her e-mail and
> she deleted this message
> thinking it was another silly forward...the
> next day she was found dead in
> her bed