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发表于 27-11-2004 04:00:25|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
BOYS & GIRLS
"All Men Are Created Equal"
...but not little boys and little girls.

You throw a little girl a ball, and it will
probably hit her in the nose.

You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it.
Then it will hit him in the nose.

You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best,
and she'll look just as pretty when you finally
make it to church an hour later.

You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll
somehow find every mud puddle from your home
to the church, even if you're driving there.

Boys' rooms are usually messy.

Girls' rooms are usually messy,
except it's a good smelling mess.

A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in
wonderment at what nature has made.

A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.

When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they
like to dress them up and play house with them.

When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls,
they like to tear off their appendages.

Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly.

If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short,
girls would rather lock themselves in their
room for two weeks than be seen in public.

Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost
instinctively start painting their face.

Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost
instinctively start painting the walls.

If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed.

If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it
with a dozen fake belches.

Boys grow their fingernails long because
they're too lazy to cut them.

Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look
nice -but because they can dig them into a boys arm.

Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age.

At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.

By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses.

By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad
kisses unless he bribes them with candy.

Most baby girls talk before boys do.

Before boys talk, they learn how
to make machine-gun noises.

Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie.

Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've
watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
movie three times in a row.

Little girls turn into women.

Little boys turn into bigger boys.
发表于 30-11-2004 18:45:05|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
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<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>猫猫抱抱我</I>在2004-11-27 4:00:25的发言:</B>
BOYS &amp; GIRLS
"<FONT color=#0000ff>All Men Are Created Equal</FONT>"
...but not little boys and little girls.

You throw a little girl a ball, and it will
probably hit her in the nose.

You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it.
Then it will hit him in the nose.

You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best,
and she'll look just as pretty when you finally
make it to church an hour later.

You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll
somehow find every mud puddle from your home
to the church, even if you're driving there.

Boys' rooms are usually messy.

Girls' rooms are usually messy,
except it's a good smelling mess.

A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in
wonderment at what nature has made.

A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.

When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they
like to dress them up and play house with them.

When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls,
they like to tear off their appendages.

Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly.

If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short,
girls would rather lock themselves in their
room for two weeks than be seen in public.

Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost
instinctively start painting their face.

Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost
instinctively start painting the walls.

If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed.

If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it
with a dozen fake belches.

Boys grow their fingernails long because
they're too lazy to cut them.

Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look
nice -but because they can dig them into a boys arm.

Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age.

At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.

By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses.

By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad
kisses unless he bribes them with candy.

Most baby girls talk before boys do.

Before boys talk, they learn how
to make machine-gun noises.

Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie.

Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've
watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
movie three times in a row.

<FONT color=#0000ff>Little girls turn into women.

Little boys turn into bigger boys.
</FONT></DIV>
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<P>Does not make sense, to me...</P>
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发表于 30-11-2004 20:53:39|来自:新加坡 | 显示全部楼层
it's not true
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