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k2000

1.
A man is dying of cancer......
His son asked him,
" Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS? "
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom....


2.
Three feelings
what's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant


3.
Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise
because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

jingle26

<P>haha, wat a good joke, let me share mine....</P><P>=========</P><DIV>Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?" </DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV>Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother" </DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?" </DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV>Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother. Also  can  say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)" </DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV></DIV><DIV>Teacher  Fainted....</DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV> </DIV><DIV>p.s.  Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB) - singlish</DIV><DIV> </DIV>

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<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>jingle26</I>在2005-3-1 18:36:29的发言：</B>

<P>haha, wat a good joke, let me share mine....</P>
<P>=========</P>
<DIV>Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother. Also  can  say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)" </DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>Teacher  Fainted....</DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV>p.s.  Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB) - singlish</DIV>
<DIV></DIV></DIV>
<P>faint............</P>

jingle26

haha so easy faint

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