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[狮城水库] [灌水]一周内上榜高的笑话

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发表于 20-8-2006 13:33:00|来自:北京 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #ff3333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">等我有钱了,横!</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我开公司开两间,一间我当老板,一间我当员工,我想炒老板就炒老板,想炒员工就炒员工。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我的公司请形象代言人请两个,一个最佳形象代言人,一个最差形象代言人,我想要最佳就最佳,想要最差就最差。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我买车买两部,一部出租车,一部公交车,我想坐出租就坐出租,想坐公交就坐公交。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我买房子买两栋,一栋自己住,一栋串门,我想呆家里就呆家里,想串门就串门。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我装修厕所就装修两间,一间男厕所,一间女厕所,我想上男厕所就上男厕所,想上女厕所就上女厕所。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我大钱交给老婆搞计划经济,小钱留兜里搞市场经济,我想实行社会主义就实行社会主义,想实行资本主义就实行资本主   义,想实行具有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">yst</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">特色的社会主义就实行具有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">yst</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">特色的社会主义,想摸着石头过河就摸着石头过河。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我搞论坛搞两个,一个自己当斑竹,一个别人当斑竹,我想删贴子就删贴子,想骂斑竹就骂斑竹。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我开网站开两个,一个叫找不到服务器,一个叫网络太忙,我叫你找不到服务器就找不到服务器,我叫你网络太忙就网络太忙。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我买光盘买两张,一张正版,一张盗版,我想用正版就用正版,想用盗版就用盗版。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我买键盘买两张,一张打字,一张脚底按摩,我想打字就打字,想按摩就按摩。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我买书买两本,一本搁卧室,一本放卫生间,我想睡觉看就睡觉看,想拉史看就拉史看。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我点水煮活鱼点两条,我吃一条,养一条。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我想得糖尿就得糖尿,我想得肾亏就得肾亏。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我想上医院就上医院,我想下馆子就下馆子。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我想过儿童节就过儿童节,想过妇女节就过妇女节。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我偏打乒乓球不打高尔夫,我偏穿唐装不穿西装,我偏吃胡萝卜不吃西洋叁。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我叁考妇女用品做两个特恶心的广告,一个在全国人民吃午饭时播,一个在全国人民吃晚饭时播。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我白天上网当愤青,晚上泡吧扮小资,我想当左派就当左派,想当右派就当右派。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">  等我有钱了,我白天到街上当乞丐,有人给我鞠躬我就给他发钞票,我晚上到酒楼卖艺,谁听完我一整首二胡我就给谁钞票。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p>

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